When you meet someone who gets your sense of humor no matter how stupid it may be
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LMAO CANT FREAKIN BREATHE
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a normal school day for hunger games fans
girls gossiping: So this girl, Jenn-
me: JENNIFER LAWRENCE WHAT.
friends at lunch: want some blueberries?
me: THAT'S NIGHTLOCK! YOU'D BE DEAD IN A MINUTE! DAMN YOU!
nurse: so i'm going to give you some sleeping pills and-
me: um, excuse me, no. it's called sleep syrup. DUH
teacher: is Josh here today?
me: JOSH HUTCHERSON. WHERE IS MY HUSBAND.
health teacher: and that is why you shouldn't do drugs or drink.
me: haymitch does not approve.
student: *accidently drops books on floor*
me: I HEARD THE CANNON. WHO DIED? THOSE DARN GAMEMAKERS!
guidance counselor: all right what careers have you thought about?
me: i kinda just don't like them. i mean, glimmer is a bitch. cato's vicious. clove is crazy with knives. marvel killed rue.
science teacher: today we are learning about insects. *brings out sample of bee* this is called a-
me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING. THOSE ARE TRACKER JACKERS. THEY'RE GENETICALLY ALTERED WASPS. STOP.
lunch lady: today we're serving pie for dessert.
me: sorry, i only eat pastries from the Mellark Bakery.
PE coach: *blows whistle*
me: RUE WHERE ARE YOU???!!?!? *whistles*
